Kindergarten drama.

Week before last, Anthony handed me a girls phone number scribbled in huge numbers on a scrap of paper.

"She said I have to call her if I am her friend."

After a moment of trying not make some completely crazy expression, I stuck it in my pocket and then threw it away.

Today Anthony shared with me that another girl kissed him. *uncontrollable eye twitch*
"Well what did you do when she did that?", I asked him.
"I ran away..." he said.
"Good boy. Don't let anyone kiss you. Except mom or dad or your sister."
We walked a little ways and then he said, "But she just did it!"

I told him, "Well girls do dumb things sometimes. It's your face! Don't let anyone kiss it! You could get germs!"

Ack. I just told my son that girls have germs. I think I may have started something bad. This is just bad all around. Awkward! We've already talked about kissing being special and only for people we love. Once again....I need my manual.