"OH ...MY... GOSH!"
We stopped by the local Goodwill to see if there were any goodies to be had. I was excited to snatch up a huge bag of thread, elastic, ribbon, etc. $5 for a huge bag of it all. Cool!
We pay. We leave. We drive on to our next stop, and I break into my new buy to check out the goods. Obviously it had been someone cleaning out an old womans estate. It looked as if they had just scooped everything out of her sewing drawer and into a bag. Cool, I thought. There were some cool old keys, a little vintage silver handbag from Judith Leiber for Neiman Marcus, and what's this in the bottom of the bag... "OH MY GOSH! EWW! OH MY GOSH! EWW!"
Kevin: What?! What is it? A dead mouse?
Kevin: ...a dead rat?
With a wadded up baby wipe I pulled partial dentures set in silver from the bottom of the bag.
Kevin: EWW! GOD! GROSS!
Note to all-- BUYERS OF ESTATE GOODIE BAGS BEWARE!
So gross I couldn't even take a picture. Not that you wanted to see that anyway.