You know someone is sick when....

...the phone got microwaved.

Peter has been sick for a few weeks now. Well, he thought he was microwaving his bread and butter when in fact he stuck the phone in there.

I was bathing the kids and he came into the bathroom crying. I'm like "WHAT'S WRONG?!?!?"

"I thought I was cooking my bread. *sob* But it was the phone. *sob*"

LOL

Needless to say...the phone did not survive.