Monday, March 20, 2006


Sometimes I think I have a very sick sense of humor.
I'm reading this book called Keeping Faith. It's by a Marine and his father. Basically about his experience of becoming a Marine.
There's a poem he wrote that goes like this...

no morning wood
no waking up to a hard on
nothing, might as well just use it for pissing
whatever they did it killed my penis
those bastards. -John Schaeffer

I laughed out loud when I read that because I remember Kevin telling me about that too. It's one of the shots they get with their immunizations, I'm pretty sure. They don't want any "funny business" going on in the barracks. I can't imagine that would go over very well if someone walked in on some funny stuff going on...Can you imagine the chewing out a recruit would get for that...I'm sure they'd all rather be shot than have to go through the thrashing they'd get for something like that.

I'm glad I have a vagina.

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