Monday, October 23, 2006

You know you're a loser when...

1) You correct someone publicly and end up being wrong. Publicly.
2) You miss your light because you're too busy picking something out of your teeth...and everyone is honking at you.
3) You laugh at your kid while he/she is throwing a fit in the store. And everyone stares at you like you've lost it.
4) Your jeans are ten years old...and you don't care until someone half your age points it out to you publicly.
5) Someone half your age is tailgaiting you, causing you to get out of your car at the light and yell at them about how you have babies in your car and that their parents should be ashamed of them.
6) You can relate to any of these things....

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